The Herbivorous Butcher

Valentine's Day Dinner for Two* - Delivery 2/8

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Here at The Herbivorous Butcher, love is in the air, and its sweet enchantments are ready to sweep the nation off its feet in a swoon of delectable delight.

We give you two huge filet mignons, luscious and succulent, bursting with a dazzling array of flavors richer than a Venetian sunset, lovingly encircled by the deep, smoky magic of our hickory bacon, and the rich, intoxicating sweetness of port wine butter, melting and suffusing the filet in its everlasting embrace. 

Luxuriate in the decadent extravagance of Camembert as the finest white truffles and richness of butter and cream come together like a symphony of never-ending joy!

TO RECEIVE YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY DINNER ON 2/8, YOU MUST ORDER BY SUNDAY JANUARY 29TH

This Valentine's Dinner feeds at least two* and includes:

  • Two 14 oz filet mignons
  • Two 2.5 oz camembert hearts
  • 8 oz hickory bacon
  • 5 oz port wine butter
  • Detailed recipes for everything in this pack!

     *two people will totally have food left for another night

     

    SHIPPING, INSULATION, & ICE PACKS ARE INCLUDED IN PRODUCT PRICE.  

    We ship all orders FedEx 2-day, and it's important that someone be available to receive your order and refrigerate promptly. Thank you for your understanding! You WILL get an email prior to the shipment of your order as well as email updates from FedEx as soon as the order ships. 

    The Herbivorous Butcher is not responsible for lost or stolen packages. If you believe your package has been lost or stolen, please contact your local FedEx or visit fedex.com to file a claimNo substitutions.

     

    FILET MIGNON:

    INGREDIENTS:  VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN, WATER, STEAK FAT(VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN, TAPIOCA FLOUR, WATER, SUNFLOWER OIL, SALT), TOMATO JUICE, APPLE JUICE, SUNFLOWER OIL, SOY SAUCE, LESS THAN 2% OF: TOMATO JUICE, NUTRITIONAL YEAST, UNSULPHURED MOLASSES, LIQUID SMOKE, SALT, SPICE, CHICKPEA FLOUR, BEET POWDER, NON-BEEF BROTH(WATER, SOY SAUCE, VEGAN WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE (APPLE CIDER VINEGAR, SOY SAUCE, BROWN SUGAR, SPICE, MOLASSES, ORANGE JUICE, LEMON JUICE, LESS THAN 2% OF: DIJON MUSTARD, LIQUID SMOKE, BAY LEAF) NUTRITIONAL YEAST, SPICE, EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL)

     

    HICKORY BACON

    INGREDIENTS:  VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN, WATER, FAT(VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN, TAPIOCA FLOUR, WATER, SUNFLOWER OIL, SALT), SOY SAUCE, EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL, LIQUID SMOKE, NON-BEEF BROTH (WATER, SOY SAUCE, VEGAN WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE (APPLE CIDER VINEGAR, SOY SAUCE, BROWN SUGAR, SPICE, MOLASSES, ORANGE JUICE, LEMON JUICE, LESS THAN 2% OF: DIJON MUSTARD, LIQUID SMOKE, BAY LEAF), NUTRITIONAL YEAST, SPICE, EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL), LESS THAN 2% OF NUTRITIONAL YEAST, SALT, BEET POWDER, AGAR AGAR, SPICE

     

    CAMEMBERT:

    INGREDIENTS: SOY MILK (WATER, SOYBEANS) COCONUT OIL, TAPIOCA FLOUR, SPICE, LESS THAN 2% OF:  APPLE CIDER VINEGAR, SALT, WHITE TRUFFLE OIL, NUTRITIONAL YEAST, KAPPA CARRAGEENAN

     

    PORT WINE BUTTER:

    INGREDIENTS:  COCONUT OIL, SOY MILK(WATER, SOYBEANS), SUNFLOWER OIL, RED WINE, NON GMO SOY LECITHIN GRANULES, LESS THAN 2% OF:  APPLE CIDER VINEGAR, SUGAR, SALT, XANTHAN GUM, NUTRITIONAL YEAST

     

    SHIPPING INSTRUCTIONS
    1. Our products are perishable and will be shipped with a cold pack shipper (materials will be automatically added to your cart with your purchase).

    2. Your cold Herbivorous Butcher items MUST be refrigerated upon arrival. If you CANNOT be home to receive the items at the time of delivery (we will keep you informed every step of the way via email updates), we suggest having the order shipped to your work address, or to a family member, friend, or a friendly neighbor who can place your items into proper refrigeration promptly upon arrival.  We are not responsible for items that are delivered early and not received until later in the evening, so please plan your delivery accordingly so that your order will not spend several hours in a warm or hot environment. Please be sure to check your email for play-by-play updates sent your way that will detail the excellent adventure of your Herbivorous Butcher package!

    3. The Herbivorous Butcher will not ship to a PO Box address.

    1. Give yourself a pat on the back for reading this far because there's nothing more to say as you're now ready to order and enjoy meat-free meat deliciousness on your plate soon.
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